Thursday’s Bumper Sticker
Say whaaat?
Winter Solstice’s Bumper Sticker
This one cracked me up, with echoes of “Red Dwarf” to it. I can imagine Kryten saying, “The future is now. No, wait, now that’s the past. Now it’s the future. Darn, missed it again. You’ve got to be quicker, sir.”

Tuesday’s Bumper Sticker
I’m not good at this. I have too much furniture, too many articles of clothing, pairs of shoes, and toys, and I’m too spoiled to give them up.