Beering

I’ve decided beering is my new verb.

Why not? We once had a company named Google. It was and is, a company with a search engine.

People loved searching with Google. Remember, this was a different era, what, almost eight years ago? Google and the Internet were very different then.

People loved searching with Google so much that they would say, “Search for that on Google.” Go ahead, you can search for that on Google. Then folks just began saying, “Google that for me,” and we all understood that meant to perform a search using Google.

So I’m embracing beering in a similar way. It used to be I’d say, “I’m going to have a drink,” or “I’m going to drink a beer.” It’s easier and saves time for me to just state, “I’m beering.” For variety, I could state, “I’m aleing,” or, “I’m portering.”

And now, I’m toileting. But first, let me tell you, auto-correct made this really difficult to type.

The computer doesn’t like ‘beering’.