I often sing to my cats. They’re usually a chorus of a song I know, modified to include some variation of feline activity or with the word, ‘cat’ or ‘kitty’. Yeah, original, but I’m still going to inflict some sampes on the rest of the world.

The first is Rebel Meow, based on Rebel Yell, Billy Idol:

With a rebel meow, he purred, “More, more, more.” Meow.

In the midnight hour kitty, “More, more, more,” 

With a rebel meow, he purred, “More! More, more, more.”

Oo yeah, that chunky kitty

He wants more.

 

The second is Kitty of the morning, where I malign Angel of the Morning, Juice Newton:

Just call me kitty, in the morning, kitty

Just scratch my chin before you leave me,

Kitty

 

I won’t go into, “I used the litter box, baby,” based on Jeopardy, Greg Kihn.

Hey, you were warned.