Telefloofnesis (floofinition) – a housepet’s production of motion in objects (as by a quantum medium) without contact or other physical means.

In use: “Sometimes, playing with his human pet, the Cocker Spaniel employed his telefloofnesis to steal food from the man’s plate and eat it, always baffling the man about how it had happened.”


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  1. I occasionally suspect Doodlecat of using telefloofnesis (he likes it better than gravity negation for getting himself onto the top of the refrigerator), but I know IttyBitty sometimes uses floofportation to move herself from one spot to another without passing through the intervening space.

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