Back when I was eleven, my future-self visited me to impart some advance. “Always confirm that toilet paper is available before you sit down and start your business. Sometimes others won’t be there to spare a square.”

Then he left. He’d arrived ten minutes late, of course, and left without providing the square so desperately desired.

As Alanis would sing, “Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?”


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