Floofjersey (catfinition) – the state of being a cat on the American east coast, along with Catsylvania, and North and South Catalina. Another recognized state of being a cat is on the west, in Catifornia. In the Midwest, cats are known to reside in the states of Arcatsas, Catsas, and Catorado.
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Michael Seidel, writer 
Don’t forget New Calico, which is south of Catorado.
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Oh, you’re right, I overlooked it, along with Catneticut.
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There’s also, up in Canada, the province known as “Sass-cat-chew-on.” One can only guess at the origin of THAT name.
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Marvelous! That’s a good laugh, Thomas.
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